World's Famous Cheesy Pick-up Lines

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

"Pinch me." "Why?" "You're so fine I must be dreaming."

Is your dad a terrorists? Because you are the bomb.

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

Do you have a BandAid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you.

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

I believe that it was Socrates who opined, "Know thyself." Whelp, I already know myself, how about I get to know you?

Hey baby. You got a jersey? (A jersey?...What for?) Because I need your name and number

I was looking at a light bulb today and it made me think of you and how you light up my world.

If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

What's your sign?

Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'

Where have you been all my life?

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

How was heaven when you left it?

I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

I have only three months to live. ..

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you

(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Are you O.K.? Because heaven is a long fall from here.

(As s/he is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? S/he: What? Me!

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.

Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

Do you come here often?

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the man/woman of my dreams!

Stand still so I can pick you up!

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

What was that sound? It was the sound of my heart breaking.

What's a nice boy/girl like you doing in a place like this?

What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.

Wow.

You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.